Rance

but i’m not talking rolling stones here– i am talking about GLUE, my friends!! nope, not the kind you sniff either, but good ol’ sticky stuff for putting things together. sometimes glue can be good, but i have just recently concluded that glue can be a bad thing at times as well. take, f’rinstance, the […]

a href=”https://caribbeanrance.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/eagle-1b.jpg”>well, our water finally has cooled off somewhat, and depending upon whose computer you trust the temps are somewhere between 81 degrees and 77 degrees. personally i find computers to be either pessimistic or optimistic– mine is the latter and my friend tony’s the former. but no mind– with the lowered temperatures come the

wouldn’t!! welcome, everyone– here it is, the morning after rina danced into our lives. it’s been a somewhat chaotic week, first finding that we were right in the sights of the hurricane, and then everyone in town frantically boarding up their houses and businesseswhen it became clear that really really REALLY it was coming this

in fact, most bodily fluids get massaged into or spewed upon a sculpture as it moves from block form to a finished state– i guess that i haven’t ever peed upon the sucker though, and as for…..– well, i have heard that pre-christ christians used to have orgies and then “baste” their idols with their

THESE ARE NOT ACTORS!! THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE!! well, the long-anticipated and waited-for trip to isla mujeres has come and gone– i’ve been back for over a week now, and am just now finding a little time in which to write about the experience. but perhaps “experience” is not the right word, as i had

or at least, there should be some organ music accompanying this little blog, as it is more of an inspirational thing that i am writing about today, and to be quite above board here i should also tip my do-rag in the general direction of firesign theater for the title above.it’s a nasty rainy morning

i have been trapped in a circular wordbooker problem, and had to call in the BIG GUN– ms jo lynn, who proceeded to make her magic and so hopefully this little bloggeroo will make it all the way to the facebook page. BUT!! this means that my last REAL blog– as opposed to all those

for it has been quite some time since i have blogged. busy i suppose, but also not the right energy that i like to have to compose one of these things. this would tend to suggest that today i DO have that specific energy, but for the life of me, i cannot tell– still and

who needs anemonies? yeah, not the sharpest nor the truest flying joke in my quiver, but it is somewhat apropos, as will become more obvious as you read along. this last week my friend tony asked me to help him with a family coming down to dive– the alts– parents, julie and myron, and the

and gasped– it was so darn hard!! but i had to reach it, so i stuck one arm up between his legs and the other around his arm, stretching deeply, probing and poking with the tip of the rasp, slowly wearing down the doofus of stone until it wasn’t there any more– one more down,

i truly had no idea that i was gonna write a blog today, but from what happened this morning i guess it was preordained!! when i went out to my sculpture studio this morning, toting along all my tools and such, i was presented with this little spectacle– moths balling!! even if i had not

ray walston (of “my favorite martian” fame) uttered this line, one i have toted along with me for many a year, and a few minutes ago i accessed just what movie it was. what i came up with was “convicts 4”, which didn’t sound exactly like what i had imagined it to be, but at

to begin with, i must say that my last blog didn’t publish to facebook, so anyone wanting to keep current on this should go to my website– www.caribbeanrance.com — and check out “27– have you ever seen a butterfly cry?”. just like any serial, if you miss a segment you can find yourself in the

“no, but i’ve seen a moth ball!!”. i was going to begin this with something dramatic, like “phoenix risen from the ashes” or some such, but i shall leave stuff like that for peeps like tim robbins– instead, i was more thinking of taking something out of mothballs, and whadda ya know, this is the

and other sundry things– golly, for an offseason this has not been too bad for me!! i have been working a bunch on the boats of late. good for the pocketbook indeed, and a bonus– i truly love diving!! but this has meant i have had to shoehorn in a lot of other stuff– seahorses,